A fork of Rural Dictionary
A ferret trained especially to serve tea. A true tea ferret is always attired in a pink apron and carries a silver tray with green cups. Originates from the village of Bree in Middle-earth. The most favourable master of a tea ferret is Dominic Monaghan, but they will serve tea to any who treat them properly and feed them lollipops on a daily basis.
Your tea-ferret seems to be a bit down. Have you tried showing him eyeliner-pics of Dom yet?
1. A condescending poet/artist/philosopher whose arrogance exceeds his wit.
2. Dick Cheney
3. Fucking twat
Lady #1: "Did you see Aaron at the reading last night?"
Lady #2: "Smug Ferret."
Cool sounding code word related to masturbating.
yea man I was just walking the ferret and in comes my girlfriend completely shocked that I was doing that with out her
Coming from the latin Ferratis Weasalis. An animal of intriguing and fascinating appearance. Looks kinda like a ferret, kinda like a weasel but has a bigger nose and a massive great dick on him.
Last night I seen a ferret weasel try to mount the local parking warden.
To suddenly go back on a decision. As used by Private Eye to describe when a government or media outlet suddenly changes its mind about something.
"In a reverse ferret, the Conservatives have announced they will take in Ukrainian refugees after all."
Someone who has beady eyes, a prominent nose, thin lips, and weak chin giving them the appearance of a rodent-like creature.
He would be hot because he works out, but that ferret face is distracting!