A fork of Rural Dictionary
His dick is so big he uses it as a whip like Indiana Jones the cunt
Stud muffin is finn
An ablasute fuckboy who will cumm in your nan til he is empty
Friend : I met a finn
You : you better watch out for your nan
A person who almost completely lacks motivation. Finn prefers to whittle away the hours contemplating life and all of its complexities, resulting in an existential crisis. Largely nocturnal, he shuns daylight like he shuns his friends.
Notable for his alarming tendency to wear Craghopper jackets to any social occasion, Finn really is a unique character. Heavily qualified in the art of bullshit, he is known for his floral and meaningless statements.
"Don't use the phrase 'on the other hand', you may confuse the metaphor and end up with three hands"- A typical Finn statement.
A person who you meet and immediatley know that his parents were cousins, and that in his mugshot he looks like he just snorted another 4 lines of cocaine while downing red bulls in his trailer home.
Did you hear about how I got in jail?
Ya, I heard you were doing meth while whipping your niggers....
You finned that up real good