A fork of Rural Dictionary
~your confused/not in the mood
Oh god this test has me flabbergasted
Being flabbergasted is to be greatly surprised or astonished.
"These news has left me flabbergasted."
a word to describe pretty people
“omg you look soooo flabbergasted today!!!slay😂”
it has no significant relation to gas stations
just EXTREMELY flabbergasted
"this bitch is so crazy, it left me flabbergastation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
When you are eating out a girl whilst she is on her period and you suck up the blood and spit it in her face.
It's called this because she will be utterly flabbergasted.
"I gave my wife a total flabbergasting last night. Should have seen her face."
When the bottom farts during doggy style.
Oh my God! Oh my God! I'm- I'm flabbergasting! AAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!
when something flabbergasters you
OMG that smell is absolutely flabbergastering