A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who is unreliable or never dependable.
Jona cancelled again on the gang, what a folder .
folder: someone who folds
fold: Switch up on friends, significant other, coworker, etc. making plans then not following throgh
ex.#1
“you fold on me so much yo you might as well be a five star folder 📁 “
ex.#2
homie #1: “yo Jessica folded on me, we were supposed to hang but she ditched me to hang with Alyssa”
homie #2: “ Dog i told you Jessica is prude asf, just hook up with Alyssa to piss her prude ass off”
beef folders (pl. noun) slang for unusually large or loose labia majora, especially those with abnormally dark coloration.
I was going to bang that cheerleader Jill but when I got down there her beef folders were so loose it made me wonder if the rest of the football team had already got in her panties tonight.
"Folder talk" is a term for when someone is telling a you story and they change the subject in the middle of it,
creating a "folder inside of a folder". (A "folder" means a story/subject).
I am credited with introducing the term "Folder talk".
The idea for the name for the term sources from me being unable to finish a story without going into very unimportant details about a completely different story for the reason of me having a fear of being misunderstood which results in always creating a folder inside of a folder inside of another folder.
Folder talking might be irritating at times, but it's important to remember that a person who folder talks can't help it.
It's necessary that you sit through the whole story, act like you are invested, interested and fully understand it.
Me: "I once overheard a conversation of two people sitting next to me on the bus, they were talking about-
Oh, that just reminded me, have I ever told you about that one time that I-"
Y/N: "YO, STOP FOLDER TALKING!"
Me: "Oh, sorry!"
A worker for New York State Education Department
Look at that poor Folder Monkey with the crazy people all around his cubicle