A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you are surfing the internet, and the page you are viewing starts to lock-up or "freeze" due to so many ad bots trying to weasel on to your browser screen.
I "love" the way the new pop down ads page freeze-up my browser, grrr.
the sexual act where one puts frozen coffee cubes up one's ass
person 1: I just gave my man the freezing coffee!
person 2: what the fuck?
The hunter trap in WoW over used in duels to freeze an opponent and shoot them in the back an watch them die.
Hunter:OMFG Freeze traped n00b!
Opponent: -_-*
The yet to be invented appliance that is the opposite of a microwave.
Subject A. "Dude the best I could manage was a warm 30 pack of Schlitz"
Subject B. "Awww crap man, I wish we had a freeze-a-tron to chill these beauties right up"
When its winter i like to make a snowmen to freeze the monkey
freeze me; when you look so good a person wants to freeze you for the moment cause your looking so good. rapper young dro has a song titled freeze me
first person: damn that polo outfit is hot as hell
second person: oh you need to freeze me