A fork of Rural Dictionary
Describing someone whose super tall
Damn that chick Jay is going out with could hunt geese with a rake
The positive counterpart to bad news bears; a cutesy or informal way of expressing that some event is/was a positive one.
"I got 100% on my psych quiz! Good news geese."
"Dude, you won that contest? Good news geese for you."
On November 6, 1969, 420 geese died from the ingestion of chicken nuggets. Since then, millions of scientists and medical specialists have engaged in multiple experiments in an attempt to solve this mystery. The only conclusion is that every year on this day if a goose so much as nibbles a chicken nugget, they will die.
Every day I feed my goose Herold a chicken nugget, but I forgot today was Chicken Nugget Awareness Day for Geese, and he died. Tragic, aye?
Red and yellow make orange, Orange is geese no matter how far or near gums.
Originated across the farms of Appalachia, Geese Baseball is the act of dressing up geese in mock uniforms and making them play a nine-inning sport. Teams may include pitchers, infielders, outfielders, catchers, and utility players.
Jessica’s never been to the Appalachian region before; we can welcome her with a traditional game of Geese Baseball before supper time.
Going out to find a financially stable, advanced aged sexual partner in times of difficulty. Different from "Gold Digging" due to the lower standard, only needing to be stable, not rich, and looking from someone who would not be able to find a partner otherwise.
Normally undertaken but women of the Northern USA and Canada.
"I heard Layla is broke."
"Really?"
"Yeah. it's so bad, she's turned to Hunting Snow Geese."