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Hayden

Someone who kisses so much ass that their head isn't visible any longer.

Did you hear about how Shipley got that job? He totally pulled a Hayden.

by Butterfly Sprinkles June 14, 2020

Hayden

Hayden is a good person he is trustworthy and nice he also plays minecraft

Hayden is the best

by qweghvcxse456yhb cfty9o February 18, 2022

Hayden

A little fat that’s so fat he broke his bed by sitting on it worlds biggest simp and sucks at Mario kart

Look at that bed I wonder if Hayden sat on it if it would break

by 5885hsobw June 09, 2020

Hayden

A fucking chooch thats what he is

Hayden is just a fucking chooch there is nothing else to add

by Poosay pounder July 29, 2019

Hayden

a mean bully who manipulates girls

hayden is a bully

by opopopopopopopopopop August 15, 2021

Hayden

Someone who thinks that Komi is cuter than Carrot

"Have you heard what Hayden said about Carrot? "
"Yeah he thought She's not as good as Komi"

by Incatequate October 18, 2019