A fork of Rural Dictionary
An individual who was raised by iPads, or just straight up gen alpha, These people mostly don't use any other devices besides iPads.
"You're an ipad kid, aren't you?
man: hey kid give me your ipad :) kid: NO AURGGG *coughs like an ipad kid*
The reason why we use condums. Also the result of fatherlessness. These kids are retarded to say the least. They are a different breed of human who live their iPads because they're parents are fucking terrible and only bought them the iPad so they don’t have to socialize with their kids. They usually are 500 FUCKING POUNDS OVERWEIGHT AND THRIE TANTRUMS WHEN THEY CAN BRAIN ROY THEMSELVES WITH THE FUCKING RETARED AND DEAD LAND OF YOUTUBE SHORTS. they are setup for failure in every way and will most definitely will not enjoy the world of “outside” if they are exposed to the great outdoors, they WILL HAVE THE MOST EXPLOSIVE FUCKING TEMPERTANTRUM KNOWN TO MAN. PLEASE SOMEONE KILL ALL OF THESE FUCKING TARDS.
Look dude, theres Crusty iPad kids! It would be fucking hilarious if we took the iPad from it, I wanna see the tantrum it would have, Touching it might not be a good idea because it has fucking diseases on it