A fork of Rural Dictionary
He is a beauty the best person in the world. He looks like he Just came from heaven. Every girl likes him but hé only likes 1 girl Anna.
I'm in love with Jort Mathijssen or as i say it i'm in love with God.
v./n. - A shart that happens while wearing jorts
v: Oh, gross! That dude just jort shart!
n: Steve's lactose intolerant and he had a real nasty jort shart earlier. That's what he gets for wearing jorts and eating a tub of ice cream.
National jort day is on may 26
person: What do i wear today?
you: Jorts and a bb simon belt
person: Why?
you: It’s national jort day
National jort day is celebrated on May 20th every year.
“hey what are you wearing to school on May 20th” “im wearing jorts duh it’s national jort day”
when you need to immediately on the go turn your pants into a pair of jorts.
john: my pants are inside out
rick: looks like a jort emergency!