A fork of Rural Dictionary
Joyce is a crazy mom who mAkEs EvErY tHiNg SoUnD lIKe ThE eNd Of ThE gOd DaMn WoRlD
Joyce Byers-
season 1: where is my son?!
season 2: what is wrong with my boy?!
season 3: why are my magnets falling of my damn fridge?!
A very good umpire, unlike most umpires nowadays. He made ONE ACCIDENTAL CALL at first base, which could have given Armando Galarraga a perfect game. As a result, brainless Detroit Tigers fans start making up slanderous lies about Joyce, and some of them want him lynched. Cuckoo...
He even apologized for making a MISTAKE. WE'RE HUMANS, WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES FROM TIME TO TIME. Even Armando knew that he made a mistake. It doesn't matter though: Armando still got the perfect game, even if it doesn't say so in the books.
Tigers fan: MAN FUCK JIM JOYCE I WANT HIM LYNCHED!!!!!! LYNCHED!!!!!!!!
Me: Calm down, you fucking brainless retard. He made a damn mistake, for Christ's sake. Give him a break...
A fat fuck how has no life and bullies and rapes kid for the CURRAHE way.
Coach Joyce gets his bear claws and rapes me
A name commonly given for women whose life is driven by passion and defined by everything she love. She is strong-willed, compassionate, and her heart is pure but she can be most of the time— a walking contradictions.
Karen Joyce enjoys solitude more than anything else in this world.
shoplifter; also see alcoholic.
1. tim joyce got arrested for shoplifting.
2. the town alcoholic is tim joyce.
A girl who dances like a crazy bitch in Asda. Also appreciates black men. resembles a potatoe.
"Hey, look that that potatoe dancing with that black man, such a Celina Joyce thing to do" (said while in asda)
When somebody believes that absolute power is absolutely powerful and absolutely awesome to wield. They often say things such as, "The reality is, those that have the votes, win. It is what it is."
Joyce McDonald's are usually jaded because they spend most of their adults lives without power but once they get power they spend years getting off on it to the disgust of everyone around them.
When the nobles orchestrated a coup at the castle they started acting all Joyce Mcdonald-like, usurping all power especially when it was inappropriate.