A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who has sexual intercourse with a dwarf or midget.
We need to find a midget pumper to bone up this midget.
To literally pick up a midget, or short person, and toss them as far as possible.
Sam picked up little Gino and threw him to Mike. "I love midget tossing!"
When a midget and some sort of animal come together and have sex. It combines your two favorite things: Midget porn and beastiality
I saw some freaky midget beastiality where a midget banged a great Dane.
is the term used to describe a group of midgets (short people)
Look at that ponder of midgets
When during intercourse with a midget, the midget sits on your dick and spins on you much like a fidget spinner
I heard Chad gave a good midget spinner last night
A form of dance. Usually performed while listening to ska music.
The look of the dance is similar to moshing and "skanking" but involves punching in a down-wards direction. It looks as if the person dancing is punching midgets.
Moses: I got to see the OC Supertones play their last show ever.
Jesus: Oh yeah, how was that?
Moses: It was sick, but then in the pit some ska-kid was midget punching and hit my nads.
Jesus: Ooooo, right in the ball sack!