A fork of Rural Dictionary
the currency that the Ning police gets when they catch a Ning
1 nings = 0.50 AUD
ning: bruh you caught me
ning police: yes i will get 10,000 nings
Someone who gets hunted by the Ning police for Nings
person 1: 2.2 isn't coming out
person 2: you NING! i'm calling the Ning police
Shan Nings are generally weird people. Sometimes very high, sometimes very depressed, but mostly just random. They aren't nice but aren't bad either. They can moderate an argument but start one too. Shan Nings are very rare, appreciate a shan ning :)
Random Person: "Hey, why're you high all the time then suddenly depressed? Pms?"
Shan Ning: "Nah, it's just because im Shan ning"
cross breed inbred gorilla that escaped from the zoo of the republic of negros.
the ning nong has escaped the zoo!
oh shit he better not be throwing it back again i paid good money for him!
Someone being an absolute doofus
"oh shut up you ning-nong
A ning nong is a complete fucking wanker and should choke on riley reids left ass cheek
Anna is such a ning nong she cant even do her goddam japanese assignment