Country Dictionary

a true ass hole, bat poes came about when some friends where drinking government vodka and decided that it would be a good term for a douche bag.

also used when someone does something untoward

did you hear mark got with kevins sister last night?

what a bat poes

The hilarious experience of watching someone interact with a satire but clearly not get it even though it may be an obvious satire.

To the person in question the satire may seem to be the real thing and thus be a case of poe's law. However, to others the satire may seem entirely obvious and they are having a laugh about it. This laugh is poe's lawl.

You ever read some of the comments on the Marijuana makes you violent facebook page? Poe's lawl all up in the comments section.

Someone that is the hoe of Poe. Can be used as both a gardening tool and a woman simultaneously. Found all over Poe in the boat

Nate: what do you think of my Poe hoe? She’s all over me.
Pimp: Uh, congratulations... you got yourself a real Radhika there

Afrikaans slang for “cunt nice”

Can be used to both praise or insult something or someone
Used after downing a Suitcase, a shot of lime cordial chased down with a shot of Jack Daniels.

Charl : I’m getting everyone suitcases, aaaalllriiddeeee!!!

After finishing their shots everyone slams them down and shouts out “POES LEKA!!!”

Bloody vagina

That time of month she must have a bloed poes

When you take a froot roll up dipped in buffalo sauce wrapped around the shaft and the woman sucks it off in a handstand.

My dick is burning, my girl gave me a dirty poe last night.

When Edgar Allen Poe had sex with his 13 year old step cousin at the age of 27

Ugh... What are you doing, Step-Poe!