A fork of Rural Dictionary
A school and work appropriate term describing one who blocks another from a sexual encounter. "originally spread in Iowa"
He came in when I was alone with her, " goddamn rooster cube! "
Boy: “I got them rooster eggs”
Mom: “I didn’t think roosters laid eggs”
Girl: “They don’t, it’s jiz”
The act of masturbating before you have the ability too jizz.
Jimmy told me to get the cum out, but I told him I was still Ripening The Rooster.
Slang for the hot sauce Sriracha, known for its picture of a rooster on the bottle.
Pass me some of that rooster sauce, I'm going to put some on my hamburger.
Older men who chase after younger women.
Grandpa Roosters are usually found hanging out in modern establishments while checking out the young hot chicks. They try to avoid being seen with the Old Hens (the women in their own age group).
Hey check out creepy Grandpa Rooster over there, he's been pecking around the younger chicks all night! How embarrassing!
A douchebag who gets tanned and will try to show his abs
Douche: don't go with that fool
*Shows abs*
the term originated from jokes that people would say in 2009-2011 it would be like this
"so a tan guy walks in a bar with a chicken and he would order"
"..."
"let me get an orange rooster"
When one preforms sex first thing in the morning and finds that one's partner has begun menses.
Our pregnancy scare ended this morning when Jill gave me a Rusty Rooster.