A fork of Rural Dictionary
A terrible trophyless ignored feeders club in the MLS. Their fans can only flex derby wins, plates, and random new yorker trophies. Ghosts in the MLS after qualifying for playoffs.
Haha! Look at that poor Red Bulls New York fan flexing his plates. What a bozo!
A atrocious energy drink wannabe New Yorker club. Ignored by their owners and has no good trophies after almost 30 years.
Hey look! That Red Bulls New York fan is flexing his metal plates trophies! LOL no trophies for him!
Consuming large amounts of energy drinks to get through finals.
Brad: "Hey Tom! Did you see Jimmy running around like a maniac?"
Tom: "yeah, he's been sucking off the red bull just to get through finals. "
The prophet of the red bull
A woman alone at night
Tired and sad the only thing keeping her alive is the threat of her girlfriends death
And
RED BULL
She would lay down her live for red bull
For redbull is the bringer of good the delivery of happiness the heroes of sleepy the winner of the battle of red bull or monster
Red bull is her god
Drink the blood of the red bull god in the crack house by the commons
Eat the meat of the red bull god
We shall rise
Red Bull will rise
If you go against the rule of red bull you will bath in the glorieuse juices until you are pure
Sin in the name of red bull
Never be quite yell only nonsense
Confuse and distract others
Insult the god and be thrown into the fighting pit for ever
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THE PROPHECY
On night cold and dark
The wind will blow strong and the rain will pour
Rain? No red bull
The sun will raise
Sun? No red bull
The water will run to high
Water? No red bull
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If you want to be safe from the day of redbull
Join us
Save a spot in red heaven for yourself
JOIN US IN THE LIGHT OF RED BULL
JOIN THE PROPHET OF RED BULL
Big dick juiced of Red Bull.
Extremely powerful.
Extremely long lasting.
May turn purple.
I can’t believe she gave me a Red Bull Boner .
Yo bro, I tried that Red Bull Boner tactic.
All she wants is the Red Bull Boner.
You don’t need a Red Bull to get a Red Bull Boner. It’s a mindset. It best to drink a Red Bull to get full effect of your Red Bull boner. Remember stay calm and rock it out.
Zmo got a Red Bull Boner he gonna rock it out.
I got a red bull boner
How that Red Bull Bo er treat’n yah?