A fork of Rural Dictionary
The lord of spaghetti. Few will know him. But all his loyal followers will conform to his wishes. He is a veiny morsel of a human, rumour has it there is a only a singular vein running through his entire body. He is also often confused for slenderman, causing females to flee in fear.
The "Lord Spag" is the god of all humans on earth. God bless.
Leicestershire talk for boring, non exciting sex, usually used in a long term relationship
God having sex with him was like spag bol
A slur that is used to insult bitchy and retarded people
Person 1: All white people are racist
Person 2: shut the fuck up you spag-ball
A person who is pushes their spiritual BS on people, and I don’t mean the good stuff. I mean the “I did acid once and now my third eye is open and I’m smarter than you”. Someone who can’t spell. Someone who cheats on their boyfriend a million times and still acts entitled. A liar. Someone who is only nice to people so they’ll look good to someone they’re trying to fuck. Someone who uses men for sex and money until they finds someone slightly richer. Someone who gets mad at their ex for dating someone new.
Spag = “spiritual” and “f@g” put together.
“Did you hear what she said to me?”
“Yeah, dude, she’s such a spag.”
someone who is spineless, cowardly, and weak willed. one that has no personal drive due to being a pussy. similar to a wet, flaccid noodle (eg. cooked spaghetti)
Brad: “ yo ryan, you see terry pussy out of that bar fight?”
Ryan: “ yeah dude what fucking spag”