A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you heat up a mcdonalds cheeseburger for exactly a minute and a pickle from the cheeseburger burns your lip.
Oh my god that was a scorching pickle!
Scorched Muffin(s) reside on a male (most generally) that has gynecomastia, and suffers from chaffing of the areola which results in an unusual tenderness of the breasts.
My chest is killing me after the very cold football game. I think I may have Scorched Muffin(s).
When the kid, who's usually quiet and subdued rises up and burns the hell out of someone and no one sees it coming. Usually followed by a shocked silence, and a whispered, "Harsh, bro, harsh"
Onlooker 1: Dude, did you just hear that?
Onlooker 2: Yeah, man he just T-scorched the hell outta that kid.
Onlooker 1: Man, that was harsh.
After a woman shaves her vagina/pubic area and it gets severely irritated/inflamed, either from razor burn, the products applied during the shaving, or both.
Meg : I shaved my snatch with an old razor, and with a shaving cream to which I was allergic. Now it's all red and it hurts!
Ty: Ouch! I'm sorry you gave yourself a scorched peach.
When a woman gets severe razor burn or any other kind of irritation in her pubic area as a result of shaving her vagina.
When Meg shaved her vagina in anticipation of getting some action, she sadly used an old razor and a shaving cream she was allergic to, and ended up with a scorched peach.