Country Dictionary

Alternative/Professional way to ask someone their dick size

Hey man quick question
Yeah whats up
"Shlong Dimensions"

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A notably ginormous penis.

Look at that chick's long shlong!

'Lil shlong' (Sam Currenti) Is a very famous racist rapper from Brisbane, Australia who raps in Gibberish. He makes fun of Asians and sings weird songs. He has a very lil shlong as well. Lil Shlong official is his youtube channel with his latest song 'To all the haters' when he doesn't even have haters.

Dammmmm! Is that Lil Shlong Official!??

term used to describe the end of the cock.
relates to the similaities between the shape of a muffin and the shape of the bell.

She was eating on my shlong muffin all night

To Have a large or huge penis

You have a big shlong it is going to destory me

A small winky covered with flour.

Wow, Jessie look at my shlong!

A massive penis. The owner of the king shlong has an unspeakably massive wang and must let everyone in the near vicinity know this fact.

Here love, you think you got game? You think you can handle King Shlong without being torn a new arsehole? No lady can lap up King Shlong's pole, here lass, get ya' laughin' gear around this bad boy!