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Twatter

When someone is a twat but they are bigger than a twat, an ultra mega supersonic cunt twat This is often used when playing dead by daylight and the killer won't leave you alone and tunnels you

Go away you Twatter!

by Jabboa November 14, 2018

tweeter twatter

A word used by elderly people to disguise a word that would be used for weird couples. Like a blonde girl (whos hair is not a natural blone... more like a poopy color) or a funky short but not too short hair that can be blonde or brown. The male may look funny or look like an animal such as the duck and the female might look for dead birds in the sky. They are the same age or at least are in the same grade and some teachers might know that one likes the other because friends might like to tell teachers and creep them out.

Meghan has a huge stalker crush on Ryder and he has a duckface........... QUACK!!! These two kids are a tweeter twatter

by MARIE V. June 02, 2011

Rat Twatter

The art of taming strange

Clive you’re a dirty rat twatter, what happens if your Barbra finds out? I am sure she’d cut off your tail and stuff in reet up your arse hole.

by Ginger Barbarian. June 07, 2021

Twattered

Tweet-Battered

Her twitter stalkers had mercilessly twattered her

by §Simply_Sara69 July 18, 2021

Twatter Pops

The term used to describe a female that has had someone insert Otter Pops Popsicles into their vagina, also known as a twat, (minus the wrapper) to aid in reviving them after she has overdosed on opiates. They have also been known to have been eaten and enjoyed once revival has been accomplished by the person inserting aforementioned popsicles.

"She has been Twatter Popped!" "We call her Twatter Pops now!"

by BLRRDVYZYN May 27, 2024

twatter snatch

The female version of cock blocking

Person 1: that guy was so hot Person 2: I know. too bad that bitch was there. Person 1: I know! She totally twatter snatched you.

by lilbitofnothing April 25, 2014

twattering

Twattering = the art of being bland, boring, useless and very irritating tit. All at once.

The ram was just twattering about

by Thetruthwillout July 22, 2023