Country Dictionary

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Maccas Internet

A term used mostly by Australians during gaming whenever someone's ping is at a ridiculous level, they may as well be connected to the shithouse WiFi of McDonald's.

This term can also be used for other fast food places such as:
Wendy's
Burger King
and more

gamer #1: Mate, your connection is so bad, you're rubber banding all over the place.
gamer #2: He may as well be connected Maccas Internet.
maccas internet guy: *through constant crackling* oi, shut the fuck up 'bout my connection you little bitches

by vJ_434 August 19, 2019

Macca Slapper

The 'Macca Slapper' is a unique technique which is hard to master. Founded by the great Macca Slapper himself, you must thrust your junk up and down creating a clapping effect from your nut sack and penis slapping against your skin. This technique is for men only.

My boyfriend can do the Macca Slapper, he is way better than yours!

My Macca Slapper sound makes the whole room vibrate.

by Yatü August 27, 2018

macca

a cock muncher that is into emo ladies. he is a nice man that means good but like to hit on your emo friends.

i want to suck off that emo girl- macca

by pussyslayer842 November 28, 2019

Macca

Macca... a try hard wanna-be. The kind of mincer that sets up a karate dojo and calls it jui jitsu.
He’s a confrontational butter bean, with no means or training to back up his tantrums.

Mostly noted for quotes such as...

A mouth has no gender and

Every holes a goal.

A Macca....the kind of douche bag that shows up at a male strip club and scavenges for durrie butts.

by Faptime September 24, 2020

Macca's

Australian slang for McDonald's.
A Macca's run is a quick trip to McDonald's.

he stopped at Macca's for a Big Mac.

by DerpyGuy33's words October 05, 2019

Macca

Macca is used for when your male friend is a bitch and doesn’t do nothing with his mates because he doesn’t have control of his own life, pussy ass.

I can’t believe him today he’s acting like Macca the soft twat.

I hate Joe he’s being like Macca today. We need to do something about it

by Ofhdbenbfbxs February 16, 2018

Macca

The widely used nickname for perhaps the most famous of the 60s rock band,The Beatles: Sir Paul McCartney. This is an abbreviation of McCartney.

‘Don’t you think Macca is one of the most talented musicians to ever live’
‘Of course! He completed the Beatles!’

by 60sbaby May 27, 2019