A fork of Rural Dictionary
A short southern douche, that talks with an annoying southern accent, watches NASCAR and drinks a lot of alcohol giving him a little red head. Hence "Tomato Head." You can actually see his head get redder as he gets more upset, usually at something trailer park related.
A Tomato Head is generally a NASCAR fan that lives in a trailer park that is an alcoholic.
A person who loves tomatoes and is often insulted by italians.
Antonio ? ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THIS TOMATO BASTARD ?
This tomato bastard is a pain in the ass.
A movie critic site which is one run by hipsters. They give terrible ratings to good/mainstream movies and extremely high ratings to "underground" or "cult classic" films that nobody has heard of.
*Navigates to Rotten Tomatoes*
*Sees The Boondock Saints got a 20% rating, but A Job Worth Doing, a straight to VHS movie that nobody has heard of, got 83% positive review by the "critics"*
A sexual act that involves two people. One person gets a metal baseball bat and hits the other person in the kidneys until they pee blood. However, then the person with the bat gets their chest peed on but its blood.
hey why is your shirt all red? Oh cuz this chick gave me a Tomato rush last night!
A phrase for people who live in the "high crime rate" cities to use when they are talking to people who live in the suburbs of said city. It can mean whatever you want it to mean. Good or bad. You'll always know what it means, but to those suburbanites who think it'll make them "gangster" to use this phrase, it'll just make you seem like a bit of an idiot. :D
"That is so tomato basil."
"I'm feeling so tomato basil today."
"Could you pass the tomato basil."
"Why you are looking extremely tomato basil today."
Slang term for a weed plant used as not to arouse suspicion.
"Are you still growing those tomato plants"