Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Yorkshire Catherine Wheel

When you spit roast a woman and then spin her around making spunk erupt from the anus and mouth.

She was like a Yorkshire Catherine Wheel after being spit roasted.

by Oafc63 March 28, 2024

yorkshire wank

Four blokes in a field having a communal tug

I saw those guys having a Yorkshire wank on the moors few days ago

by James Brucellosis March 25, 2016

Dirty Squirty Yorkshire Pudding

Making a Yorkshire pudding batter both with the cum of a virile Disney Dad, and the squirted juices of a lady. The Yorkshire pudding is thereafter cooked in the oven, then eaten with the fingers of both the male and female from whence the pudding came.

Dirty Squirty Yorkshire Pudding

What did you do last night?
Made a Dirty Squirty toad in the hole. De-lish.....

by Disney Dad May 04, 2022

chicken tikka yorkshire pudding

It's when you're dads from England but your mums from India

Hes a chicken tikka Yorkshire pudding right ?

Yorkshire tie

When a gentleman rests his penis on another’s neck ( both men must be erect) leaving the testicles to hang down as if they were a tie.

Oi jacob, get over here and give us one of your famous Yorkshire Ties would ya?

by BigOlJD May 31, 2019

Yorkshire BBQ

The act of incinerating 12 engineers to a fiery death to save 2500 bunker inhabitants from being irradiated.

Inferno performed a Yorkshire BBQ at the air purifier

by Swifty83 June 22, 2018

yorkshire pudding

the best food to ever exist. you cannot change my mind!!

random guy: bro are you gonna eat that yorkshire pudding?
guy 2: IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION? of course i’m gonna eat it, you dumbass.
random guy: sorry i-
guy 2: *slaps* DON’T EVER TRY AND STEAL THE ONLY THING THAT KEEPS ME GOING AGAIN! disrespectful

by textinglikeevie October 29, 2019