A fork of Rural Dictionary
animal abusers
basically someone who fucks non human animals (like dogs or cats or in this one discusting instance a hamster, yk animals that CANT CONSENT)
Stan : "I think kylee's a zoophile"
Kylee : "yea I am, do you support?"
Jenny : "eww go away animal abuser!"
Stan : "of course not. Kylee please go and get therapy."
All started off with a "Sappho" teen who got arrested for doing this shit...who tf is attracted to animals and fucks them? Pshycos do.
person 1: im a zoophile
person 2: BIG ASS MOTHERFUCKING BITCH YOU LOOK LIKE THAT BIG ASS MOTHERFUCKING MARSHMELLO OFF OF BIG HERO 6 GOING BALALALALALALALALALALA WITH THAT BIG MOUTH ASS YOU DUMBASS.
A zoophile is someone who has a sexual attraction to animals. Zoophiles are mentally fucked in the head and need to be locked up in an insane asylum. If you are a zoophile, I strongly recommend the following:
- Jump of a cliff
- Hang yourself
- Get ran over by a truck
Teenager: Hey Mom, I think I'm a zoophile.
Mom: I wish I had gotten an abortion.