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the point of extreme pressure right before ejaculation.

gad damn!open wide bitch*pant*,im at critical maz motherfuckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhh!

A person that names shops that are better than the donuts currently in front of him. A person that receives self esteem by criticizing the donut choices of others.

Stop being the donut critic. We know you think another shop has better donuts.

The race between journalists to publish the first review of a major exhibition or art event

A: Have you read the reviews of the Venice Biennale? B: But the exhibition opened like 2 hours ago? A: Yes, insert journalist name broke the world critical sprint record…

when a person is not human and can be seen and heard doing things that makes you fucking triggered and cringe until you want to find a gun and shoo either them or yourself to relieve this symptom.

This guy needs 'critical help' because he's wanking to mlp

'Business Critical' is THE highest level of critical. It comes higher than 'critical' 'uber critical' & 'life & death critical' on the scale of all things critical

If something is 'business critical' you have to do it no matter what. You should trample on your own family if that is what it takes to get it done!

When one with insecurities tends to expose them, usually not knowing that others know and not find the attempt at a self roast funny.

Chloe used self criticism as an attempt to be funny.

A person who observes another making an error in time for it to be corrected, does nothing to raise the issue, and then berates that person after the error occurs.

I find find difficult to work with my friend as he is always finding ways to fault others, I think he is a CRITICAL VOYEUR!