A fork of Rural Dictionary
when you see yourself in a bad situation and decide to abruptly get out of it usually in a humorous manner, Primarily used in sports terminology
He made the buisness decision to not catch the ball and get pummeled
Where a child of the age of twelve or over decides their gender which can be different from the one they were given at birth which is their sex. It is generally called a gender decision party or can be
Savine: Hey, did you hear about Jackie’s gender decision party? Noah: No I don’t think so, I don’t honestly know what that is lol. Savine: Well it is where they decide their sex/gender. For right now I think Jackie’s going to go by he/they but we won’t know until he announces it and what his new name is other than his dead name. Noah: Oh that makes sense! I can’t wait for it.
A dumb ass who knows nothing and lives under a rock also has no knowledge what so ever
Bob-how do we eat Person-your a un decisive swine your so dumb
The cognitive process by which an individual makes a decision based solely on the emotional gratification he or she received while viewing that decision played out in a montage movie style format. In this montage, the individual is the main character of a super epic story, in which they are better looking than they actually are. However, this montage has no connection whatsoever to reality and the end result is disastrous consequences, wasted time, and usually suicide before the age of 35.
Mick: Dude, I'm thinking of studying cinematography out West, I think I could be really good at it and I see myself in my head just killing it all the time and being dope. Jack: dude, don't do that. That's Montage Based Decision Making (MBDM). Mick: ye.
A decision of great importance that, nonetheless, gets delayed until the last reasonable moment.
Shinzo Abe, Prime Minister of Japan, finally made the Olympic Decision to postpone the games until after the global pandemic.
When you decide where you're going and what you're doing in the driveway right before you leave rather than planning ahead of time.
Do you want to plan it out or just make a driveway decision
A bed decision is a decision made after having sex by two people in authority, on plan of actions with an intended negative effect on a particular person or group of persons without the benefit of due process or due diligence, for the personal purpose of one or both of the sex partners. Usually sex is used to coax a partner to agree to a decision for the benefit of the one suggesting a decision. Bed decisions can also be decisions on how to commit corruption or the improper use of the funds of the organization, or to condone a wrongful act of a particular person or group being protected by either one of the sex partners, or to obtain a certain benefit for a particular person or group. In this definition bed decisions are bad decisions or evil decisions using sex to scheme sinister plots.
The termination of Jack's employment contract was a bed decision between his female Project Manager and the Country Manager who are having an affair, because the Project Manager did not like Jack's sense of independence.