A fork of Rural Dictionary
Using a frozen hotdog to stop rectal bleeding...
Mitch: “My boyfriend pounded me so hard last night, I had blood gushing down my legs.”
David: “Did you use the frozen felice to treat it?”
Mitch: “ I had to use a whole package and got off twice.”
Full of little midgets that keep their legs wide open, ever enter the bathroom loads of smoke leaves from the Vapes, kids higher than Jesus in class, 50 year old Men and Women teaching kids, poorer than a trailer park, food looking like it costed 50 cent
Felicity Middle School
An individual who can not make a decision and takes multiple routes for a simple one way explanation.
It is difficult to not felicity smyth when I can not put my words together.
When a sex joke is a little too funny. A mix of Dirty meaning: covered in something it's not supposed to be. And Felicity meaning: happiness or joy.
That dumbass pulled a Dirty Felicity pronouncing happiness as hA-PENIS
Fortnite skin that proves the game has been taken over by toddlers.
Also it looks ugly as fuck, just like Family guy portrays Meg Griffin.
uhhhh, why is the princess felicity fish skin so fucking ugly.
default boi : can you gift me the Princess Felicity Fish skin
Felic is a best friend and partner that you can always turn to in case of need. They often are indecisive and neurotic but they also present with an amazing sense of observation that allows for them to create really nuanced pictures, their attention to details also helps with problem solving which is one of their strength with in relation with other people. They’re kind and thoughtful and very considerate of other people, sometimes a bit more than they should. In the end, if you’re lucky enough to get your hands on one, especially if they’re one of the silly kind, you should pay great attention to not let them get away from you.
Have you seen Felic around? He’s so amazing!