A fork of Rural Dictionary
"Ah mate I smashed this chick last week."
"Oh yeah! Any good?"
"Mate im telling you! It was like a Gnat's nostril!"
an acronym meaning “get naked and twerk”
Bernie woke up and immediately began to GNAT all over the place
That one friend who constantly thinks theyre something big and important, only to realise later on theyre usually short and harmless!
"Bro Im such a mf alpha dawg"
"Dude you have the dna of a goddamn gnat."
Goddamnit Jordan! GODDAMNIT! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!
Hym "Goddamnit Jordan, the gnats are here! My AC unit doesn't stay on indefinitely anymore and now I can't keep it cool enough to keep the gnats out! Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can needs a static temperature of 55 degrees! It's AT LEAST 77 degrees in here! THIS IS WHY I said you needed to hurry it up! You already missed the juxtaposition of the empty garbage bin with the mounds of garbage! What are you even doing over there!? This is an absolute fucking travesty! Now I gotta run the fan on my AC for an hour... Switch it back over to AC... And then wait for it to cool back down until the gnats go away! Goddamnit! God-DAMN-it!"
Hym "GAH! SSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! THE GNATS! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! *COUGH COUGH COUGH! Oh shit, it went in my nose! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! Ugh, deep too! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! Did I... Did I get it? *Cough cough* God damnit Jordan *Cough cough cough* Ugh... Does it... Is it going to lay eggs in my brains? I don't know what gnats do.... *COUGH* Ssss! It'll die, right? It'll die in my nasal cavity, right? Or... Does it jist live there now? *Sigh* God Damnit Jordan. This is entirely your fault! Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can, Jordan! Limited time only! I totod you the gnats would come, Jordan! I told you!"