Country Dictionary

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Moldy Nut Special

When someone licks and sucks the nuts that are dirty and have been unshaven for quite some time while jherkin the gherkin.

Ben - "I haven't shaved or washed my nutsack in such a long time..."

Brian - "Maybe your woman will finally give you a moldy nut special!"

by Danigans July 18, 2010

Moldy Leftover Ass lint

Usaully you get it when you haven't bathed in a while and it collects in your crack and it suddenly becomes stuck with no way to get it out.

There's some in your crack.......

by Bob the Hairy Monkey February 10, 2005

Moldy cocktail stick

It means a purple cock or a dick with a disease

Ewww did u see the pic of Jamie's moldy cocktail stick !!!

by Xoxo_alex February 14, 2017

Mr. Moldy Moss Man

A nickname for someone who is really cool. Though it may seem like an insult to others who are unaware, you can use it to show your appreciation for someone. And no, this has nothing to do with "Moss Man". Despite the MR at the start of it, this term is gender neutral.

Person A: hey do you want to go to the beach tomorrow
Person B: yeah that sounds great, as long as I can invite 'Mr. Moldy Moss Man'

by Pigeon of the Rain October 30, 2021

a bag of old and moldy ass

This is a person who drank way too much the night before.

"Man I feel like a bag of old and moldy ass"

by hawnasay November 13, 2006

moldy cheese

Some middle age man that looks like Vin Diesel and has mould on his head that looked like it came from cheese.

He looks like a moldy cheese head, Yuck!

by arun kulasekaran March 24, 2017

Moldy Donut

The Moldy Donut is a sex position in which you have to engage in missionary because that bitches asshole is stinky af.

Person 1: "Damn bru I finally got with that Latina last night"
Person 2: "Oh shit fr how did yall freak"
Person 1: "We had to do it in Moldy Donut cause she had some dingleberries hanging on for dear life ykwim"

by Craigs ankle moniter March 28, 2024