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A fart that takes a while to fully smell.

“Ooooh what a creeper”

Aww man
A creeper is a hostile mob in the magical game of Minecraft

They go boom
And demonetise y’all

Many people have developed a phobia of sizzling sound for it sounds like a creeper

*sizzle sound*
Random kid: screeee *runs away in terror*
Or
Creeper: that’s a nice house you got there, it’d be a shame if something where to happen to it
*boom*
Or
Random: creeper
Me: awwww man

Those green fuckers who be sneakin' and blowin' you the fuck up

Alfonzo: HEY WATCH OUT! A CREEPER's BEHIND YOU
Timmy: Fuck sake...
Timmy was blown up by a creeper

aw man

Person 1: Creeper...
Person 2: Aw man..

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW MAN

Dicord person:creeper

The whole chat: aaaaaw man

Basically Islamic Suicide Bombers in Minecraft

CaptainSparklez: Creeper
Fred: What
CaptainSparklez: *Loads round into the chamber.

Aw man, So we back in the mine
Got our pickaxe swinging from side to side, side, side to side
This task a grueling one, hope to find some diamonds tonight
Night, night, diamonds tonight
Heads up, you hear a sound, turn around, and look up
Total shock fills your body
Oh no, it's you again
I can never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eye, eyes'Cause, baby, tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again
'Cause, baby, tonight, grab your pick, shovel, and bolt again (Bolt again)
And run, run until it's done, done
Until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause, baby, tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again

Mat: creeper
James:AW MAN
Gamers: SO WE BACK IN THE MINE GOT OUR PICKAXE SWINGING SIDE TO SIDE, SIDE SIDE TO SIDE