Country Dictionary

Pool/beach toy. A tubular foam like object. Up to 6 feet long and 6 inches in diameter.

Remember most of all this is not a flotation device for rescue only for recreation.

I siphoned a bunch of water in my noodle and then I squirted it in my sister's face.

Any sort of mixed, alcoholic drink that is either made in or drank out of a cooking pan.

"We ran out of cups so we just made Everclear and Koolaid noodles in a sauce pan."

When you are in bed with a girl and you start fingering her under the covers with your pinky and ring finger in her butthole, and your middle finger and index finger in her vagina, and use your thumb to play with her clitoris. a complex procedure requiring the whole hand, lots of focus, and will power since she's under the covers and you have to go in blind. Much Like blindly fishing for catfish bare handed this maneuver is fishing for snapper.

"I walked in on Jeremy noodling Jen. He had his hands full"

"I hear rumors that Jen was in Jeremy's bed last Tuesday when Jeremy started noodling. Good for Jeremy, Jens a real catch"

a girl who's sexual orientation is straight until you get her wet.

that girl swears that she's straight, but any one of her girlfriends can tell you that she's a noodle

To spoon a cuckold after having sex with another man ensuring ample man juice 'noodles' onto him from the magicians sleeve in an effort to degrade and cause jealousy.

"The wife noodled me again last night Boris, I feel so shit and worthless"

Woman's erect nipples. More discreet term than just screaming nips or nipples to your friends when a set walks by.

It was cold and I saw her noodles.
Noodles.

some one who is tall blond skinny and lanky. usually reminds of a penne or angel hair type of pasta. Feminine noodles are called bow tie pasta. Examples of noodles: Bo burnham, draco malfoy

did you see that tall guy in first period?
yeah the noodle.
i want to boil, eat and cover him with butter and cheese...