A fork of Rural Dictionary
After telling a joke or trying to be funny, and no one laughs.
Person 1: Knock Knock.
Person 2: Who there?
Person 1: Orange.
Person 2: Orange who?
Person 1: Orange you glad to see me.
*No one laughs*
Person 3: Ooooo...Perkins moment.
A very sexy beast who supports ipswich town and likes to shag Bayli Flack behind Portman Road stadium. He has a 15 inch cock and has a girl called Kacie Smith who is obsessed with him.
An illusive man ,lives in over 16 countries ,smooth as silk ,loves to wear the most shittest marks and Spencer black faux leather gloves ,could be described as a hit man. Enjoys wetgerspoons daily and enjoys an Iranian hooked once a while
Hey man is that Scott perkins ??..how do u know its him ??? ....its definitely him cos no other fucker would be seen dead with them shite leather look gloves
Yet another Internet slave owner like Jimmy Wales. Got a perfect reputation by whitewashing themselves.
I know Perkins Miller - said no one.
I trust Perkins Miller - said no one.
Perkins Miller is a cool guy - said no one.
A way to describe something that's good in fights, spits bars, and follows traits of a real roadman.
'Yeah, he's definitely a Jordan Perkins'