A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you're so free that you are actually compared to a free sample at costco.
Guy 1:Your freer than a free sample at costco? u got boxed like a fish? ur wiener is built like a tic tac? ur short? grow? ur dogwater? ur literally dogwater? any askers? looking for an asker? did i ask? earnings check? u have none?
Your literary garbage at a game just turn the system off
mike: *gets killed* Justin: your more free than a sample at costco
a pair or couple that has no distinctive difference between them so much so that they represent nearly offensive stereotypes of their social group
Dude that sample set of moms looks like they are made of jcpenney jeans and broken dreams. !
Sucking on a micro penus until completion occurs and swallowing the cum.
Dude! I totally saw Stephanie sampling pasta!
A sophisticated / pc way to describe getting so drunk that you actually fell down and skinned your knees or chin.
Friend 1- Dude, you were pretty drunk last night. Did you fall down while leaving the bar. Drunkard- Yeah, I took a pavement sample and ruined my pants. I should have quit when the room started to spin.
A person who gets caught sweating over a primary school
look at that sample waiting at the school gates.