A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a white man only dates black men
I came home and found out that my roommate was a snowblower I had no clue.
A term for a cocaine dealer. Or someone in distribution of cocaine.
Hey man im looking for a new Snowblower to send some snow
When a man ejaculates into a woman and she sits on his face and queefs.
My girlfriend gave me a snowblower as she rode my face.
A guy standing barefoot in the snow while his girl gives him a blowjob.
Dude it just snowed, gonna get my girl to give me a snowblower!
Similar to Snowballing, this is an act of which you ejaculate on a woman's chest and then proceed to motor boat her titties.
Richards beard is sticky because he just did a snowblower on Janet.
A sexual act where, at the conclusion of sex, a male ejaculates violently and excessively somewhere in the room, recreating a snowblower blowing snow. The semen is left in place for several weeks until it starts to smell and stinks up the entire room, much like how the entire city of Chicago smells awful.
"I gave Becky the good ol' Chicago Snowblower a few weeks ago and man, does my bedroom smell like shit!"
When you're fucking in a parking lot during a snowstorm and she slides across the pavement while you are pounding her for all you've got
I saw Jesse giving Stacy a Northwest snowblower at 2 :30 in the morning on January 3rd