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Jody Crosby

Jody Crosby is the most despicable woman ever. She has favorite students and will do anything for them, but will destroy the grades of people that she dislikes. She is also very racist, basing many of her decisions off of the race or religion of that person.

Dude, who started the holocaust?
Jody Crosby of course, remember how we learned about it in history.

by Bignibbaman April 12, 2019

crosby elementary

GAY AS FUCK

crosby elemantry -do you want to go to crosby elementary to be gay

by lil_kam March 18, 2019

Kidney Crosby

Noted CHC member and Instagram memer, as well as a fan of Buddy the Puffin and Zachary L’Heureux. Most famous for making “the Pulju post” as coined by Mikko

Person 1: Kidney Crosby

Person 2: Niggaaaaaaa

by Kidney Crosby November 29, 2021

The Mason Crosby

A euphemism for the toilet, this phrase does not need to be Mason Crosby specifically, but rather any American football kicker.

Hey where’s the Mason Crosby?
Hang on a sec lads, I’ve gotta hit the Dan Bailey.

Damn burritos, I was in and out of the Justin Tucker all night last night.

by Amityville Whorer March 28, 2021

Leon Crosby

The most amazing sweetest man you could ever meet !! He always treats his girlfriend the best and always spoils her even when she’s a pain. Everyone loves Leon Crosby because he’s the bestest friend you could ever ask for !! He’s witty, smart, handsome and gorgeous

You’re so sweet today you’re such a Leon Crosby 💗

by Kmj2004 March 31, 2023

Crosby Diggers

When you finger a girl after a spicy crawfish dinner

She lit up when them Crosby diggers got inside Ol’ son

by The Medio Litro March 02, 2023

Crosby

Crosby is a super strong and a really retarded guy at times he mostly enjoys hanging out and is super chill and doesn’t question it he just lets it happen. His friends are usually really short and some of his friends are super sporty like him. He also enjoys yogurt like a lot of yogurt and a lot of milk cuz he has those strong bones.

Hey Dave why did you eat all the yogurt. Dave: I don’t know guys I guess I was just kinda Crosby

by A large chocolate swirl November 20, 2017