A fork of Rural Dictionary
Perhaps one of the worst sounding things ever discovered by humanity. Rumour has it that it can't be used without echoing everyone's voice at least 5 times and that several people have suffered PTSD from it.
"Oh my fucking god what's that noise" "Don't worry its just Sandy's microphone"
microphone is from an object show called inanimate insanity that I will go insane for
someone: what's your opinion on m- me: BARK BARK BARK I LOVE MICROPHONE II SHES SO HOT BARK
When you put a sausage on a microphone so you can eat while hella gaming.
Person 1: I commuted microphone sausage yesterday Person 2: Thats an act of war