A fork of Rural Dictionary
A man who prefers dating/ hooking up with white women
Have you heard about jordan’s taste in women? i heard he’s The milkman
When you and your friend nut on each others hands and rub it on your dicks.
Me and Ted did the milkman yesterday. (no homo)
To masturbate furiously in the morning.
Paul was caught knocking the milkman out by his wife yesterday.
A fisherman who has trouble catching fish in the cold winter season in Florida. After several failed attempts they have to rely on milking their cold Willy to catch the swimmers they disperse.
Yeah, he’s been fishing for the past few weeks with no luck. Looks like he’s going to have to be a Minnesota milkman now.