A fork of Rural Dictionary
The most origanal songwriter ever, he made tenacious d look like westlife, no one can ever replace him, god speed
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What happens when Wesley Snipes snipes your class name on CoD: Black Ops
Hutch: Okay, class title will be Wesley Snipes
Wesley Snipes: Muahahaha WESLEY PUNCH!
Hutch: Uh what the hell? Here, let me fix that to Wesley Snipes
Wesley Snipes: WESLEY PUNCH!!!
Hutch: Wow, it got changed back to Wesley Punch... Goddamnit
the absence of light; very dark
Mike, you should really turn on your headlights, it's getting wesley snipes out here.
The greatest song writer EVER! Better lyrics than most Rappers. - "Cut The Mullet"! "I Whooped Batman's Ass", "I Smoke Weed" and "Rock and Roll Mcdonalds" are true rock classics.
adj. to be sorry or remorseful for something that wasn't your fault or had nothing to do with you; to say you're sorry when it is unnecessary.
Taken from the main character of the film Wanted, who often said sorry for things he didn't need to be or things that were not his fault.
Jay: You really just made a reference to that "singing shark" guy from YouTube?
L: I'm sorry!
Jay: Don't be Wesley Gibson.
The now-deceased schizophrenic singer-songwriter famous for his short but sweet songs about anything from his crack-addicted mother to having his ass eaten by vultures.
I'm sure Wes is telling God to suck a male camel's dick right now. Rest in peace, buddy.
Rock over London, Rock on Chicago
Timex: It takes a lickin' but keeps on tickin'
Paul Wesley is the best human being ever. He is super talented, handsome, amazing!!
He plays in vampire diaries and most recently in tell me a story ( the season 2 is amazing btw).
+ he got the most beautiful smile ever
Girl : You are just like Paul Wesley.
Guy : let’s get married