A fork of Rural Dictionary
Entirely false information often solicited by Jehovah Witnesses, politicians, and common everyday hicks. Also as a verb: soliciting said information.
My, George W. , what a great Bullshiter you are.
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Am. hist. teacher:"Now, why did you choose to take Am. Hist.?"
student:"I like learning about those who made our country what it is."
teacher:"what excellent bullshit
"People these days always call it "anal intercourse" or "anal rape." Bullshit. Cornhole. It's a man's word: shotgun, chainsaw, cornhole." -George Carlin
cross breed between a bulldog and a shi tzu
person 1: hey dude what kind of dog is that?
person 2: its a bullshit
1. See electoral college.
2. Verb meaning to pass by the skin of one's teeth in school. To do crappy assignments and still manage to pass your classes.
I bullshitted my way through school.
Bullshit is what one would call something that isn't true or he doesn't agree with. Bullshit and Shit do not mean the same thing.
Shit is what one would say when an event does not work out for him/her. For example , "The illegal bubbling concoction exploded, causing Dr. Granstein to rip off his tie and scream, 'SHIT!! I DID IT AGAIN!'"
Galileo: The Earth travels around the sun!
Church: Bullshit! The Earth is at the center of everything, and everything else revolves around it!
Galileo: Watch as centuries later, my fact becomes utter truth.
Church: You have the devil in you because you spoke ill of the earth! Go fuck yourself in jail!