A fork of Rural Dictionary
Licking the butthole hair after some one takes a shit
Tyler had to go but there wasn't any toilet paper so James started "licking the table cloth"
The act of shaving, then eating, pubic hair of your partner.
James: Hey Kareem, what's up man? How'd your date go last night?
Kareem: Way better then expected. This was the 4th date I went on with Dolores and she's kind of kinky.
James: Is she? She seems pretty tame up when we all got together at the fish fry last weekend.
Kareem: I know she does, but we had some drinks last night and were talking about fetishes. She asked mine and I told her I love farm to table. She was into it.
James: The fuck is farm to table?
Kareem: Shaving a girls pussy, laying it up on her stomach, then nibbling/eating it until it's gone. A girl can do it to me as well if she wants.
James: I have no words...
When you’re fingering someone while they’re in their hands and knees
Hey, get on the bed so we can get some cookies under the table
THE SICK FUCK IN THIRD GRADE THAT BITCHED ME AROUND TO GET MY GOD DAMN CRAYONS.
im gonna beat the shit outta the table captain.
An orgy with men and/or or women with strap ons, where everyone gathers around a round table, naked, with one person on the table. The people around the table take turns fucking the one in the middle
Hey Mary, are you sore from that session of Knights of the Round Table last night?
the most despicable and racist word in the universe
that chile abuser is a coffee table
Why did you search for table
Get Timothy on the table and get the knife.
I don’t think Timothy likes tables.
Strap Timothy to the table!