A fork of Rural Dictionary
The time of the month when every girl gets really bad mood swings and continue to cry over absolutely nothing, the average female will have the ability to eat an unhealthy amount of food and not go up a few ibs
“Hey are you okay?” AM I OKAY????? NO IM NOT OKAY ITS SHARK WEEK!!!!!
When a woman is on her period and she also squirts on the used tampon. The girl on the period then gives the tampon to her friend and her friend sucks all the liquids out. This is done throughout the whole week thats why its called shark week.
Hey girl!! You tryna have shark week?
When it looks like your woman was eaten out by a shark for a week straight.
Symptoms of shark week
-anger and sadness for no good reason
-excessive hunger
-sometimes being extremely horny
-pain in the abdomen (and no don’t compare pain you never experienced to being kicked in the balls or you will be kicked in the balls)
The only way to neutralize the problem:
a: by giving food
b: doing everything she says
c.try not to show your disgust because you have no idea what we are going through
c: make her feel better (seriously guys if you want to be the best boyfriend be kind and understanding)
(Btw this was written by a girl)
Girl: fuck! My side is in so much pain!
Guy: is it your appendix?
Girl: no it’s shark week fucking dumbass!
Guy: no that’s in the sum- ohhhh
When something is really fun/ really cool/ really good
That tailgate yesterday was soo shark week
Celebrated From 22 April - 29 April. April 18th is the day you send nudes to someone you feel comfortable with.
Some people you could send nudes to would be your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend, side hoe, or even someone you have a thing with.
Person 1: International Send Nudes Week!
*sends nudes to Person 2*
Person 2: Awww, you made my day! International Send Nudes Week to you too!
*sends nudes to Person 1*
Eg. Person 1 is @huruxgg in instagram
Happy International Send Nudes Week to you!!
Between 23rd and the 29th of January you are allowed to harass or bully Eilam in any way shape or form be it online or in person.
Yay it's harass Eilam week.
You get to sexually harass your adoptive mother.
And she can't do anything about it until after new years.
Ruin her fucking Christmas in a good way!
Hey moma~ wanna go to the bedroom and maybe.. ya know.. rock it?
It's seduce Your Adoptive Mom week~