A fork of Rural Dictionary
It is a romantic relationship that is the complete opposite of a normal relationship where the women does all the work for the man and the man expects to be served in this relationship the women eats the mans ass during sex instead of the other way around and in rare instances the man gets pregnant these relationships usually don’t last very long because the women is sick of the mans shit literally and figuratively
Wait she paid for his meal I hope they don’t have a seahorse relationship
A friendship in which two people behave as being in an F+ (Friendship+) relationship, but without sexual interaction. In an F- (Friendship-) relationship, the (covered or open) sexual attraction is exclusively one-sided, but knowingly only for one of the two people involved.
Anna: "Joe, it is weird. Yesterday, he laid on my stomach again for some reason. I don't know what he wants from me."
Maria: "Hm, you two seemed to me like you are in a relationship. So he is not even your F+?"
Anna: "You thought Joe is my F+? Never! He is really not my type, but such a good friend."
Maria: "Ah, sounds like an F- relationship to me. Poor Joe."
national relationship update day, on the first sunday of may
hey bro, its national relationship update day, whats going on with ur girl?
Don't take it from fat-cocks who hooked up with women.
Relationship Guy "MY relationship advice is this: Have long term relationships and DON'T just use women for sex."
Hym "Did YOU hook up with women? How fat is your cock?"
Relationship Guy "Uh... Erm... What does that have to do with anything? It's better! REALLY! Trust me."
Hym "Yeah, I don't trust you that would be stupid- You have a daughter, don't you?"
Relationship Guy "Uuuummm... I don't see what that-"
Hym "And now you're trying to make everyone do the thing you DIDN'T have to do, right? You don't want your daughter getting slutted out the way you slutted out other people's daughters."
Relationship Guy "That's... Um..."
Hym "Yeah, no, kill yourself. You're hypocritical fat-cocked garbage and deserve to die more than everyone who actually ends up dying."
When someone is so happy in a relationship they go and make a def. in urban dictionary about the other person in the relationship
Ex: Jane- an awesome girl any guy would sleep with
Guy 1:man look at that jane
Guy 2:wow she's nice
Guy 1:I'll do anything to get her
Man Kevin is so relationship high. He's made like 4 posts on urban dictionary named after Jane!
A relationship that's moving forward towards a common goal.. Planning a wedding.. Still sexual active, a part of each other lives in every aspect... A women would be in denial dealing with the male in this relationship
Marion Freshh and I are getting married next June because we're in a up and up relationship
This is when a person is trying to pick who the person wants to be in a relationship with
Carly: so who would u choose. Ann:i dont know. i hate being in a fucking relationship shop