A fork of Rural Dictionary
Your gf/bf who’s not actually your gf/bf but is your gf/bf
So i was talking to my zesty bae today
your what?
my boyfriend who’s not my boyfriend duh
Someone who is so incredibly attractive of either gender.
"That guy is such a shawdy bae, I would love to get with him."
A woman who had a man eat out her ass in a running shower where the water fell on the man's face.
Guy 1: Did you get some yesterday?
Guy 2: Hell yeah dude. After the movie we went to her place and I ate her ass in the shower.
Guy 1: Sounds like she's a Guantanamo Bae...
A person who performs cunnilingus and reliably causes their female partner to squirt into their nasal and oral orifices, thereby simulating being waterboarded.
Ex.: "Go down on me, you'll get that gushy spray like you're getting waterboarded at Guantanamo Bay."
Ex.: "I need a good squirt. Time to call my Guantanamo Bae."
Lockscreen peace a ass that got you stressing on you display of ls.hs
F+)k around and "pop".
-displae bae ...
*wallpaper baddie
the most swag chaotic sweet kpop/kdrama stan ever (best friend too <3)
"damn julie bae has the swag, personality and most importantly, me of course"