A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you make so much gravy other think it's for them too.
I was going to eat all that gravy but you gravy shamed me so I gave some to you too. Gravy shaming is real.
(n): A man who is incapable of achieving an erection; someone who claims to bed many women through the means of social networking sites, only he doesn't have the necessary tool in the toolbox.
At a fantasy baseball draft, David bragged about his sexual exploits; all the while, his friends knew he was a Gravy dick.
The pool of semen that accumulates in one's navel following a vigorous round of masturbation. Conversely, the pool of semen that accumulates in one's partner's navel following either pulling-out during intercourse or practicing the 'on me not in me' method of safer sex/frottage/pregnancy prevention.
As they lay next to each other, spent from their lustful exertion, Bill began to dip his fingers in Mike's gravy crater, delivering their salty sweetness to his tongue. "Damn, I'm a good cook", he said with a wicked smile.
When you ejaculate into an ice cube tray, put a popsicle stick in it and let it freeze. Once frozen, your partner proceeds to have coitus with said popsicle. The Frosty Gravy then melts becoming a delicious, creamy snack.
Hey John, I'd like some Frosty Gravy for breakfast tomorrow!
the combination of sweat and dust blown on you by the wind
This body gravy is nasty!
(noun) alternate pronounciation of groovy, identical semantics
Lady: I made you a sandwhich
Me: Gravy baby