A fork of Rural Dictionary
A big fat dick because no one likes him and is a loney bitch Because he is gay
Man walker moose sucks sooo much dick
In the winter a moose penis grows to epic proportions to rival all others in the animal kingdom. This allows moose to travel over ice safer having a fifth appendage to stablize.
That tall security guard over there is hung like a winter moose. I see the tip hanging out the bottom of his jeans.
Damn look at tyreesha’s double moose knuckle , it could swallow a house
Like completely sober. No substances in the body
“Yo bro are you drunk or something?”
“nah bro I’m sober as a moose”
when you forget it's actually called 'deer in headlights' so you say "moose in headlights"
He was like a moose in headlight *note - Carol forgot what it's actually called, so instead she said the wrong term (moose in headlights)*
A really fat white boy who hasn't passed algebra 2 yet. Has a nerdy voice and tries to act tough on discord.com.
Tyrell: yo did you hear that Typhon of Rivia(Moose) got slammed by Apollo?
Amir: the fat white kid who uses big words on discord.com?
Tyrell: yeah