A fork of Rural Dictionary
a trait, carried by most English teachers, that requires over analyzing something in an attempt to feel intellectually superior, or to find a deeper meaning than is necessary.
the teacher said “the walls are blue to symbolize the rising depression in the household”, and the author quickly replied, “no, the walls are painted blue” this is an example of English teacher mentality syndrome
creatures that lurk the gyms and fields of a school. Despite their job title promoting physical education, they ironically haven’t done anything physical since they were in high school. You can feel the floor vibrate and see the San Franciscans getting ptsd as the ground shakes like 8.0 magnitude earthquake as these colossal beings rock the earth with every 500 pound step they take. They tell students to “do more push ups” while all they do is viscously push more food into their mouths. So only time you’ll see these creatures move any faster then a walking pace, is when there’s a flash sale at McDonald’s.
Person 1: HOLY SHIT WHAT WAS THAT
Person 2: oh dw it’s not an earthquake the pe teachers just came back from McDonald’s.
Reference to Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, manchester united manager.
Ole's a PE teacher, he doesn't have tactics just vibes
When someone peeps on kids in a stall or checks them out in a hallway or as kids are in class.
That guy Is checking out kids like a p.e. teacher
A teacher that doesn't know Snatwix
"She is a Standard Teacher"
Basically someone who runs around doing the teacher's dirty work. Otherwise known as "ta"
"Oh, I forgot to grade the tests... My teachers assistants will do it for me!"
The teacher that is unreasonable about their assignments to where it pushes all students into a deep depression to the point of considering suicide.
I have that one teacher, yeah, cry for me