A fork of Rural Dictionary
When your penis is being lazy and just flops around whilst you make king fu noises. (Circa 2023, Kaplan, Louisiana)
“Hey! Check out my new dance move the Kung fu flop! My dick just lays there while I make cool kung fu noises! Waaa!” *sound effects optional*
Where your flaccid, lazy dick just flops around while you make super cool Kung fu noises. *sound effects optional*-(Circa 2023, Kaplan, Louisiana)
“Hey! Check out my new dance move the Kung fu flop! My dick just lays there while I make cool kung fu noises! Waaa!” *sound effects optional*
Someone who has terrible hair and an appearance that makes them easy to be made fun of
He looks like a flopped omelette with that crusty hair
An inability to obtain and/or maintain an erection, as a result of an over-consumption of alcohol.
Almost got head of that blonde bird last night. Shame brewer's flop killed my chances.
Being so sure you're correct that you're willing to bet being forever flaccid on it
"Wha' say you bruv, I heard you lipsed my gyal behind my back at the club last night" "Nahhh I didn't man, on flop I could never do that to you" "There's no way you sank a three pointer from the half-court line" "Yeah man I do it all the time" "On flop?" "Yeah on flop"
The tan lines that appear on one's foot from wearing flip-flops constantly.
Dude, nice job on that flop tan....Not.