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My confidence is stuck in html code, which is bipolar type 1, which, is projecting perspectives

rich people shit

I'd love to go skiing but who's got that type of money?

THE KNOCKER

you and your special one try to kiss… and…. Thump! Your heads collide. Some prototypes are the side knocker, and the nose bumper.

SNOT ROCKET KISSER

you and your special one try to kiss… and you sneeze! Snot blows onto your beloveds face and they go into a seizure of disgust. Close relatives are the snot to mouth collision, and the dry snot meteor.

THE INTERRUPTION

you and your beloved try to kiss… and your dad comes through the door right as you kiss. Related to the grounded kisser.

THE FACEPLANT

you try to kiss your beloveds face, but they don’t know your trying to, and instead check thier phone or walk away, making you lose balance and faceplant.

There you are! Types of Kisses ^*^

when someone is acting too scared to do something, shy, or doesnt speak up about it

That girl is always getting beat up, she must be the bash type.

Similar to Reese type memes but instead of dancing skeletons the memes consist of random videos put together with unnecessary edits. Don Pollo and misspellings of the word dog fall under this category.

Enrique: Did you see what Reese sent in the gc

Juan: Yeah it was a video of dogs but in the video they spelled it schalg
Enrique: Yeah something like “schalg and balg avoiding the taxpayer”

Juan: Classic Reese type meme 2.0

When a ass seems fat one day, but other days it may seem flat. It is not a positive, nor a negative word.

Guy 1: her ass was so fat yesterday, now its flat
Guy 2: yea, she has a type fatty

8 ways the human mind can be fucked by something they have seen.

1.) emotionally fucked up

2.) physically fucked up

3.) spiritually fucked up

4.) mentally fucked up

5.) musically fucked up

6.) forcefully fucked up
7.) religiously fucked up
8.) universally fucked up

that bitches pussy smelt like onion powder

got me 8 types of fucked up