A fork of Rural Dictionary
when the alarm goes off, it’s ostrich time.
hey is it ostrich time yet? nope, my ostrich alarm clock hasn’t gone off yet.
The art of scratching one on his or her face until they bleed when they anger you.
My sister took the last slice of pizza so a Adam clocked her. He told me to punch him but I prefer Adam clocking
The art of scratching ones face until they bleed. This art is preformed when one is angered.
My sister took the last slices of pizza so I Adam clocked her He told me to hit him but i would rather use adam clocking
A kick in the dick to start your day right.
I kept hitting snooze before my interview, so my girl finally got me up with a Glizzy Alarm Clock.
A clock that, after having been bitten by a zombie, uses blood-coagulation rates to calculate approximately how long until you will become a zombie. When the clock finally counts down to 0:00:00, you are craving brains.
Better pull that trigger before her zombie clock hits zero....
To completely finish a video game
Clocking is to 100% complete a video game, doing everything possible within it. "Dude me and Darcy stayed up and clocked the new crash bandicoot in one night, it was sick"
A good version of "What time is it?"
Hey maxiboii, how much is the clock? It's 20.90