A fork of Rural Dictionary
Long haired hottie who is commonly mistaken as Rapunzel with a bucket hat. Tommy has a dog Fiona who everyone loves. We all love Fiona. One of Tommy’s favorite pastimes is to kick his feet up in the air and twirl his hair.
Person 1: “This guy is such a Tommy Mcdonagh”
Person 2: “For real bro really fine as hell”
Person 1: “Ong my bro”
Something I really really want inside me
And something that’s actaully 20cm
Damn I want to have sex with him so bad mmh he’s so big I want his giant dick inside me
Kiera: I have such a big crush on tommy vercetti
Layla: I bet you want to slam tommy vercettis dick in you
Kiera: WHAT NO! *in my mind* hell yeah bitch I want to fuck him
Tommy Beers is the name of the world champion beer smasher. He is always bringing the beers for the boys and drinking majority of them.
'Weyyy Tommy Beers what did you do on the weekend'
'Obviously had alot of beers with the boys!'
Tommy Beers is someone who will consume any and all alcohol in a kilometer radius. As his name suggests, tommy beers has access to an infinite flow of all beers and will never be seen without a beer in his hand.
Wow you always have so many beers you must be a Tommy Beers
Tommy Duong (pronounced "Dong"). A vietnamese guy who lives in Sweden and is mostly know for flexing alot, especially with his Rolex, Branded clothes, iPhone X and Airpods. His favourite phrase is "Ska jag döda dig?" which translates to "Should i kill you?". He can't see very because of his line eyes and because of that people are usually mistaking him for sleeping.
Pontus: "Tommy Ding Dong Ching Chong Bing Bong Långkalsong".
Tommy Duong:"Ska jag döda dig? Din flickvän är en HORA!" ("Din flickvän är en HORA" translates to "Your girlfriend is a WHORE").
Referring to a man who crushes Jeeters with his 12 pounder.
Someone who can talk anyone out of their stash or their pants without trying.
Damn twelve pound Tommy abracadabra'd me