Country Dictionary

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dickhead shuffle

A dickhead shuffle is when a group of assholes ruin everyone's fun and consider themselves superior to everyone else.

"Man, I played last night casual TF2, it quickly turned into a dickhead shuffle

by Norton ,am May 09, 2020

shuffle the buffalo

having a wank, rubbing one out, masturbating

When I can't sleep, I shuffle the buffalo and doze right off

by Unlikely Hero November 30, 2013

Shanghai Shuffle

Bringing ‘merch’ or goods that is related to a theme park inside the said theme park, to trick your kids or other people to think you bought those goods from the highly expensive theme park souvenir or merchandise stores.

Before we went to Disneyland, I bought Mickey Mouse toys from the mall and stuff it in my backpack to do the Shanghai Shuffle to my kids and save me a whole lot of kaching.

by Jackielai March 31, 2023

shuffle off

A euphemism for death, a contraction of "Shuffle off this mortal coil"

"What happened to the old man?" "he's about to shuffle off"

by liquid death May 07, 2021

Shuffle Zombie

When one is attached to the act of dancing the Shuffle, thinks about Shuffling, Shuffles all the time until they act like a Zombie unless the be Shufflin', and is addicted to the song "Party Rock" by "LMFAO"

Kevin: DUDE!! Have you seen Nathan lately? All he's been doing is dancing! He's a freakin' Shuffle Zombie now! Kyle: Shuffle Zombies are taking over the world. Kogi: K.

by MexiSupreme October 19, 2011

sonic shuffle

When you place an order at the Sonic drive in, and race to jack off before your food is delivered to your car.

Tyler- "Yea bro last night was fuckin wild, I did the Sonic Shuffle before going to Wal-Mart sitting there for 6 fuckin hours"

by Dirty_toothbrush June 11, 2018